My roommate pulled a knife on me

193

well good for fucking you the rest of us can fucking suffer

137

Literally me and my roommates be in the living room, in each others clothes, doing each other hair. I’m like damn yall really got it bad out there

82

I live fucking my roommate

69

We’ve only been in school for 3 weeks and my roommate pissed on the couch

51

two of my housemates are great (with one of them having been my best friend even before we moved in together) and then the last one is an evil two-faced slob who makes tiktoks calling the rest of us the messy ones while she hasn’t done the dishes or cleaned her moldy food out of the refrigerator ONCE.

39

I hate my roommate. She goes to bed at 8:30-9 and if I have any sort of brightness she tells me to turn it down or she will roll around in her bed groaning till I get the hint.

27

Built in bestie, can’t complain

24

Fuck you

15

I LOVE MY ROOMMATE I JUST SPENT 75 DOLLARS ON HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY

14

Same I love fucking my roommate

13

Well aren’t you lucky

13

My roommate is Casper the ghost

12

I love only one of my roomates #halfwaythere

10

me too, I love myself

10

My roommate hasn’t spent a night in the apartment for at least a month now. I basically got a 1x1 for the price of a 2x2. Love that mfer

10

I love my roommate fucking

9

Me too bro I literally got an apartment with her she’s so goated

9

i love my roommate personally, she goes to bed early but doesn’t mind if i’m awake and making noise as long as the lights are off. We talk almost everyday (very different schedules) and have a hang out night at least once a week 🫶🫶

8

My roommates fucking suck never live with randos

8

I don’t know about you but I love fucking my roommate

6

My roommate is really chill, but I don't think she vibe with me

6

my roommate sat up in bed facing me when I said I was gonna change rq (she was rolled over facing the wall)

6

gay

6

My roommate wakes up at 4

6

You love fucking your roommate???

6

I don’t I wish I had a private 🫩🫩

6

read this the wrong way and had to double take

6

My roommate got pregnant and blamed me....

6

my roommate is extremely chill and she gave me tylenol when i was on my period and didn’t have any :)

6

meaf

5

I LOVE MY ROOMMATE TOO

5

I love fucking my roommate

5

They’re sweet but they use the things I buy for myself to use. And it seems like I came off too angry when confronting them so now none of them will tell me who’s been using my stuff 😭 and all three of them are friends as well

5

*I love fucking my roommate

5

my roommate the goat

5

woahhhh i read that wrong asf first time

5

My roommate left chicken bones sitting out when it was 70 degrees in our dorm… the whole thing smells like straight ass and she’s INSISTING it isn’t her fault 💔

5

I do too (I didn’t get one)

5

I've been dating my roommate for two years. Chill guy.

5

Love my roomie!!

4

I need a new one mine is crazy

4

Manifesting this

4

i fucking love my roomate big ups man

4

Good for you brotatochip

3

Same

3

Me too :)

3

I love mine more!

3

Must be nice…

3

I love 1 of them…

2

I’m going to pull a knife on my roommate

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