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Roommate Rants 8w
I love my roommate to death but there is one thing she does that gets to me. I work night shifts and she works a nine to five, and she will constantly leaves the door unlocked when she leaves for work, so I’m there sleeping alone with it unlocked
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Anonymous 8w

Have you asked her about it or does she just forget? It might be worth investing in an automatic lock

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Anonymous 8w

Tell her to be more careful about locking the door. She’ll understand

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Anonymous 7w

Y’all don’t cuss people out enough for me🤣 they would have been done got a good talking to.

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Anonymous 8w

If u want to escalate the shit out of it but 1000% solve the problem: 1)Tell her tht if she can’t lock the door when she leaves then u wont either 2) after like a week of leaving the door unlocked pretend to leave for work, leave the door unlocked, wait for her to go to sleep and then will dressed like a robber either u or a ( very well) trusted and preferably gay male “break in”and “assault” her She may be traumatized but I’d bet money tht she’ll nvr leave tht door unlocked again

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

I don’t mean to actually do anything to her just enough to put the fear in her and give her a reality check Check ppl who don’t lock doors typically need one

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Hey so uh what the fuck

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

nigga this aint tom & jerry

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

More of a looney tunes thing

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

“Fake” crimes like this are still actual real crimes if only 1/2 of the occupants consented to them (B&E/Burglary) or 0/1 of the victims did (it’s just real assault, no air quotes). Also what is wrong with you?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

How is it B&e if 1) the door was unlocked and 2 u were let in

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

And I’m sorry it’s been a while since I got any Having no bitches will do strange things to a person

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

In my state, breaking and entering is defined as entering an occupied building without permission and with (felony) or without (misdemeanor) the intent to commit a felony. Even if the door is unlocked if you don’t have permission to be there, which the roommate would not grant, it’s B&E. It’s even clearer because they would enter her room, not just common areas. No ambiguity of “I was hanging out with rm” The assault with specific intent to “teach her a lesson” is felony assault and felony B&E

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Actual nightmare roommate over here

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

I actually think this is hilarious because I have had roommates that it would literally take this to change their mind on what they are doing

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

What the fuck do mean “assault” her. There’s no such thing as “assault”. Assualt is assault period. The intention doesn’t matter

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

This shit is hilarious and guys he’s obviously joking about that second part, it’s not that deep

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