Talk shit about them on the phone in your room loudly. Offer them food and then loudly tell people that they are so rude for not paying you for it.

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one of my roommate walked around naked last year, which made my extremely religious roommate uncomfortable to the point where she transferred to a christian university in texas

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Smells! Be dirty asf! Leave weeks of laundry in the room. Don’t wash your bedding.

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Sob all night and then if they get mad call them insensitive or smth

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Start staring at her. Like a lot. If she’s gonna make you uncomfortable in your own space, you might as well do it back

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Lights on 24/7

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Trash music full blast all night

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Caca everywhere

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Start muttering to yourself under your breath constantly

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There’s nothing worse you can do that they aren’t already doing that won’t get you reported 😭 there’s a reason every roommate who irish goodbyes isn’t the problem roommate

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Start smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, get drunk constantly, shower once a week, reuse the same clothing without washing, stop cleaning, avoid headphones, and loudly shit talk your roommate.

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