You can report them to Title IX for having sex in your presence without your consent. It is illegal for them to do that. Talk to your RA about this too

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I’d start eating nature valley bars in his bed. Hell don’t even eat them just open the package on his bed

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i’ve spoken with him about this but he just ignored me and continues to do this still. i’m convinced that his girlfriend uses my stuff on goes on my bed too whenever i’m out since i’ve seen crumbs on my bed.

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Just sit up and cheer them on aggressively. Look them in the eye. Assert yourself.

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Report them or grow some balls and tell them to shut the fuck up mid crack, shits gross

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Bro you gotta report them

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Ask to join just to make a point

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Get a spray bottle

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Honestly if they’re totally ignoring you and you’re socially confident enough just do something outrageous like yelling “ENCORE” when they’re done to make them uncomfortable. Making them uncomfortable is probably your best bet

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Twist his 🥜 it super painful and he’ll be in to much pain to do it with her.

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