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things my roommates never learned how to do: wipe off counters put dishes in dishwasher close toilet lid without slamming it and breaking it once a month CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES
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Anonymous 17w

HEAVY ON THE WIPING. THE. FUCKING. COUNTERS B

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Anonymous 17w

My apartment got ants in it bc our counters always had crumbs and the ants would come eat them 😬

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Anonymous 17w

Hold up breaking?

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Anonymous 17w

AND refill the toilet paper holder when you use the last piece

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Anonymous 17w

Breaking it???

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Anonymous 17w

I swear I’m deep cleaning every day

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Anonymous 17w

ngl i had a soft-close toilet seat at home and it takes some getting used to having a regular heavy one. the other stuff is wild tho

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Anonymous 17w

I won’t lie I didn’t grow up with a dishwasher but I made it clear and have always been asking if I did it right 😭

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Anonymous 17w

I just know they’ll be miserable and filthy if they ever live on their own… shame.

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Anonymous 17w

Say it louder for the ones in there room!

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Anonymous 17w

It’s surprising how many people like that made it to college, honestly

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Anonymous 17w

Once my roommate asked us how to clean the floor. Like bitch idk PICK UP THE BROOM

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Anonymous 17w

realist shit

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Anonymous 17w

SECOND THIS

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17w

The ants are already better roommates than them 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 17w

right😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 17w

That’s so much better than just not washing the dishes, good on you

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17w

buy some terro liquid ant killer from amazon for like $4, put a couple dots on a piece of cardboard, and watch them all come and eat it and then they bring it back to the other ants and they all die!! not a solution to the dirty roommates, but it will feel better to not have ants in ur space! i get ants in my room this time every year because of where i live and where my room is in the house (this side of the house gets ants every year regardless of food being left out). works like a charm

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 17w

Thankfully I moved out a few weeks ago but thank you for the tip!! I will keep this in mind if it ever happens again

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 17w

RIGHT LIKE YALL CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT ME

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