My roommate is such a freeloader! All he does is talk back, yell at me, make me feed him twice a day, clean his toilet, and makes me pay for his food and other needs. And he lays there like he worked all day, good god man get a job ๐
Ok so Iโm not the only one with this issue? Because mine literally will just attack me if I just walk near her at night
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Anonymous16w
Glad Iโm not the only one. I have TWO like this. Add the loudest wrestling at 2am and we are in the same boat
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Anonymous16w
Dude seriously who raised them??? Mine stands in the middle of the hallway and stares me down until Iโm giving her my full attention like girl I have work to do
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Anonymous16w
Any one else wake up to the roommates just glaring at you because they canโt cook for themselves. Like damn bro get out of my room.
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Anonymous16w
Girl my roommate does the same thing. She likes to yell at me when I donโt pet herโฆ but then bites me when I do??
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Anonymous16w
i really love that this yy community thematically has these roommate posts lol it brings me life amidst all our chaotic living situations
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Anonymous16w
I will happy take all of your roommates if you donโt want them.
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Anonymous16w
no literally. laying around like she has no bills
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Anonymous16w
Awwww I want one so bad sb make me a god mom
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Anonymous16w
mine carefully pries my eyes open to wake me up when she wants attention
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Anonymous16w
Off topic but that chair is so cute
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Anonymous#416w
YOURS JUST STANDS THERE? mine runs to me an tryโs jumping up my legs an hits me while trying to jump
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Anonymous#116w
Its one of her tamer things. the real problem is she thinks its fun to jump up to the window at 3 am, using my pillow as a jumping off point. queen GO to sleep
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Anonymous#416w
Iโll be peacefully sitting in my room an hear a full on horse just stomping everywhere upstairs an when I go upstairs itโs her just running from the living room to the kitchen an back to the living room
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Anonymous#116w
thats so real. the bounding up and down the hall is something else
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Anonymous#416w
An itโs not even like sheโs big sheโs a good size for her age like girl good to get your exercise in but slow down man
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Anonymous#616w
Oh I still want my roommate trust. She just be a lil angry sometimes
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Anonymous#216w
This bc how tf did my two little ass cats wake
Up the whole damn house
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Anonymous#1016w
Mine ripped my nose ring out once. Idk how she did it but she did.
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Anonymous#116w
mine has stolen my earrings more times than i can count
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Anonymous#116w
she also will dip things in water and drop them on my face while iโm asleep
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Anonymous#1016w
Swear they love jewelry
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Anonymous#1016w
LMAO WHAT
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Anonymous#116w
she also frequently chews on my necklace
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Anonymous#116w
RIGHT, most frequently itโs the like worms on a string, they hold a lot of water and itโs very scary to wake up to๐ค
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Anonymous#1016w
Mine goes after my keys or anything that has string. An when she first moved in she use to bite the legs of my glasses ๐
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Anonymous#1116w
Ok youโre his god mom, you wanna take him for a weekend?
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AnonymousOP16w
Hell yeaaaa
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AnonymousOP16w
Dm me cuzin I love cats
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Anonymous#1116w
girl i got you, sheโs a heathen and a brat, but youโre her god mom now