Roommates really invited a guy into our dorm and he’s trying to tell me what to do. Fuck you. You’re not funny, you’re not hot, you are not better than me. This isn’t high school you piece of shit. If you’re going to give out demands do it in your room.
Yeah that’s the kinda guy that you have to respond with every demand he gives with some variation of “your name isn’t on the lease, you don’t live here, you can’t tell me shit”.