this is SO real.

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LMAO

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Hire a weird uncle instead so if the roommate ever comes to a family outing they can really weird roommate out

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lol my roommate said they want the door locked, but don’t even know how to lock it correctly

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funny thing my roommate would lock the door when I would leave quickly to go use the bathroom, I would leave and come back in the span of 5 mins and the door would be locked. but then, for instance, if I fell asleep, she would come back to the dorm, unlocks it and goes in while I’m sleeping, goes to bed herself, and then DIDNT LOCK THE DOOR. So the whole fucking night we were sleeping with the door unlocked . What the fuck

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HELP

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