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Describe what you do for work but make it sound illegal
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Anonymous 8w

i find new ways to make the masses accept bioengineered foods

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Anonymous 8w

idk how to describe my job illegally but homeland security did recently come and take a bunch of our files as part of an investigation 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 8w

i design things that go inside bodies (not in a sexual way)

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Anonymous 8w

I get what I want by talking you out of it.

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Anonymous 8w

Poisoning people

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Anonymous 7w

i don’t do anything. i sleep in other people’s houses and hope they don’t kick me out

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Anonymous 7w

I take people’s food if they get up

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Anonymous 7w

I boil plastic bags and then serve them to students

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

What POSSIBLY is your job

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

LMAO

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Bartender???

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

Pharmacist maybe?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

that’s good enough 😭

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