Lemme do myself a favor *blocked*

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Anonymous whorehome 7w

I make mine, the kind without cream. It’s a rly simple recipe actually! I wish the people in my life could be satisfied with just fettuccine and an orgasm :(

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Anonymous whorehome 7w

i also make my own, it’s just butter, garlic, heavy cream, and parmesan, in that order, then salt and pepper to taste. really good, and it’s always a hit

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Bro what

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Anonymous #7 7w

Shhh chief got that shit on

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Anonymous #7 7w

Extremely loud incorrect buzzer

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Wooooow someone’s jealous they wouldn’t be able to get EITHERRR

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Anonymous #7 7w

Halo is actually the cuntiest of all cunts

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Anonymous #6 7w

I don’t usually do garlic but when I’m feeling experimental sometimes I put a dash of nutritional yeast, a healthy dose of black (and white if you have it) pepper, and lemon juice in there, and it’s actually quite good. Really changes the flavor a lot more than you’d expect for the quantity being used.

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Anonymous #7 7w

Both chief and Cortana are literal cunt lords you have no clue what you’re talking about

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Anonymous #6 7w

Try making it with a roux! IMO it tastes 10x better

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