
I need to clarify more that I have done a proper dnd one shot with this group and we 1) nearly died on the first encounter, 2) split the party because one of the group had the hots for the villain and willingly offered herself as a hostage, 3) the same person who had the hots for the villain got the villain drunk as hell, stole his wand from him, and hid it IN her leg. Like impaled herself.
4) through getting the villain drunk and sloppy (sobbing over being a failed apprentice) we completely avoided the entire final fight, 5) proceeded to roll a nat 1 on perception then a nat 20 on using the wand, narrowly avoiding turning someone into a fleshy blob, 6) entire party blackmailed the guy we did the whole quest for because he didn’t have the money to pay us, 7) entire party immediately went to a tavern and got sloppy drunk afterwards