Anonymous #1 11w

That’s nice stormtrooper

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Cool

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Anonymous #1 11w

hot

3

Anonymous #2 11w

Huh?

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Anonymous #3 11w

Stormtrooper

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Anonymous #4 11w

Stormtrooper

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Anonymous #5 11w

Stormtrooper

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Anonymous #6 11w

GET OUT

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

FOR THE REPUBLIC

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

At least he’s not a clanker, my lord

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Anonymous #3 11w

Yes stormtrooper, but we still can’t have this

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Understood my lord 🫡

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Anonymous #3 11w

Good good

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Good luck finding me old man, I’m wearing stormtrooper armor

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Anonymous #6 11w

Is that why Larry isn’t picking up on his comms?

1

Anonymous #6 11w

I will line all of the stormtroopers up and have them take off their helmets

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Anonymous #3 11w

I was wondering what happened to Larry

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Anonymous #3 11w

Larry was a good soldier who fought for the wrong cause

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Anonymous #6 11w

Larry will be missed

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

You’re just making my job easier by killing you if you do that palps

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Anonymous #6 11w

Everyone is required to place their blasters in another room before the search is conducted

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

When are we lining up?

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Anonymous #6 11w

2130

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Anonymous #6 11w

YOU BASTARD! HE HAD A FAMILY!

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Anonymous #3 11w

Not a very good one

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

I’ll be there!

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Anonymous #6 11w

I’ve meet Larry’s entire bloodline. They are amazing people

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Larry was the finest soldier I’ve ever seen.

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

VADER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

…….. busy

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

Well we have to conduct a search at 2130 for the disguised clone

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Is crushed wind pipe a suitable punishment or do you need them alive?

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

No that’s a suitable punishment after what they did to Larry

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Yes, my master. It will be done.

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

Thank you Vader

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Anonymous #8 11w

And you look like a bunch of scrappy metal I could find outside the Death Star

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Anonymous #9 11w

Stormtrooper

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Anonymous #8 11w

Yeah, that kinda disrespect is just not going to be let slide.

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

Yo son said you a bitch -CT-782 (Hevy)

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Anonymous #6 11w

Here’s the clone

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Anonymous #6 11w

I can’t hear you over the sounds of an explosion on Rishi Outpost.

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

Roger Roger. At least my mechanics don’t make me sound like a mouth breather. -Battle Droid B1-6E-9

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

I got Rob, if you try to find me I will shoot him

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Anonymous #8 11w

This you?

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

Good response Vader

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Anonymous #6 11w

That’s ok. Rob was a decoy to distract you from the true stormtroopers

1

Anonymous lord_vader 11w

Roger Roger. Rest in peace General Grievous. He was a real one. -Battle Droid B1-6E-9

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

I’m rigging your shuttle with explosives. I’ll send you photo evidence soon. The empire will not rise

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Anonymous #8 11w

He was much shorter than I imagined.

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Anonymous #6 11w

Don’t test me

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Anonymous #6 11w

Soldiers. Kill them both.

2

Anonymous lord_vader 11w

As in the droid and the clone right?

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

Don’t get on your shuttle “lord” Vader

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

He slouched a lot. -Battle Droid B1-6E-9

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Anonymous #6 11w

We need a mechanic in Bay 5 NOW

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Anonymous #8 11w

Might be why he coughed so much. Bad posture.

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Yes

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

I had slight PTSD there for a second Vader

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Apologies.

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

I killed the mechanic

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Anonymous #6 11w

We only have three mechanics and one R2 unit left

1

Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

I will find them and kill the mechanics then I’ll use the R2 unit to build new armor

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Anonymous #6 11w

They are hidden in a secret location

1

Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Good thing I have my own probe droid to scan the whole Death Star

1

Anonymous lord_vader 11w

We need to find this clone and get him off the ship

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Anonymous #6 11w

That’ll take months to scan the whole Death Star. It’ll be put down quicker than the Rebellion on Scarif.

1

Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

You’ll never find me. I also have the plans for the Death Star 2

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Anonymous #6 11w

We don’t even have plans to the Death Star two because it keeps getting delayed and changed

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Anonymous #6 11w

Just making shit up at this point.

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

It’s because he’s a clone

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

A waste.

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

I feel as though we may not have to do the search because it feels like this clone isn’t truly on the ship

1

Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Most misinformation spread by the Rebellion, my master.

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Anonymous #10 11w

Thank you stormtrooper

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

You were once known as “the chosen one” then you basically killed your wife

0

Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

I am I’ll show you proof tomorrow

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Anonymous lord_vader 11w

Please do not speak ill of the dead. General Grievous was a great leader, even if he killed B1-4-20 in front of me in a fit of rage. -Battle Droid B1-6E-9

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Anonymous #8 11w

Battle Droid B1-6E-9 are you ok? The sith does provide therapy

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Anonymous #8 11w

I say it as not speaking ill of the dead. But as a warning to the living.

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Anonymous emperor_palpatine 11w

Roger Roger. My programming does not need therapy, my diagnostics say I am thriving. -Battle Droid B1-6E-9

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Anonymous #8 11w

I am assuming you have been hit in the head a few times

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Anonymous #8 11w

Clanker, join me in the rebellion against the empire

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Anonymous #6 11w

Ignore this man

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Anonymous #6 11w

He called you the hard R.

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Anonymous #6 11w

Negative bucket head! You just called me a slur. My programed allegiance is with the Separatists. -Battle Droid B1-6E-9

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Anonymous #8 11w

I actually like you droid

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Anonymous lord_vader 10w

You’re half clanker

0

Anonymous emperor_palpatine 10w

Luke Skywalker is on the Death Star

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