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Unicorns also love you
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Jesus loves you
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Anonymous 18w

Unicorns can’t grant you eternal salvation, Jesus can (unicorns are also not real, Jesus is)

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Anonymous 18w

bro serves his reddit the 2011 way

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Anonymous 18w

jesus was a real dude but he’s dead now

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Anonymous 18w

I’m ngl it seems like you’re devoting a lot of time and energy getting angry at an incredibly innocuous statement

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Anonymous 18w

I get the joke but Jesus was a real person you know. Whether you believe he was the messiah or not, up to you, but he’s not a mythical creature. He was real, and was documented. And probably said he loved everyone and all of humanity at some point

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 18w

Jesus isn’t real anymore, he lived and died

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18w

Even in this case, saying “Jesus loves you” would be equivalent to saying “George Washington love you,” or any other person no longer with us for that matter

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 18w

George Washington does love me, you’re so right! Thanks for saying that 🥰

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 18w

Well unicorns have a huge horn on their head. Jesus got stabbed a bunch. Unicorns 1 Jesus 0

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18w

I just feel like, with what ive read about this jesus fellow, he doesnt seem the type to enjoy nor endorse violent/aggressive tactics to enforce a belief. He seemed more into being nice to people

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 18w

He lived, died, was resurrected, and is alive in heaven.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 18w

There are also unicorns in heaven

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 18w

Relevant how?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 18w

Jesus literally rose from the dead and defeated death

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 18w

Pics or it didnt happen

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 18w

lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 18w

None of that exists. Grow up.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18w

Yeah, no, any possible extrabiblical evidence is scanty and hearsay at best.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 18w

Right, but the Bible itself is good evidence, as it was written by real people who wrote about him. Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John were real and knew him, we also have the letters of St. Peter (which were turned into the two books of the Bible). There’s also writings from historians such as Quadratus, Flavius Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius, Lucian of Samosata, and Thallus. We’ve also found archeological evidence of Roman crucifixions and Nazareth existing.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 18w

But also, he was a wandering peasant. How many wandering peasants from 2000+ years ago leave evidence of their existence? He wasn’t important to anyone until after he died. So it makes sense there’s no archeological footprint. You don’t have to be a Christian to agree that yeah, a dude named Jesus who grew up in Nazareth was probably real, and was probably killed by the Roman’s in a crucifixion. But wether he is the son of god, the messiah, or magic healing man is up to you

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18w

And yet none of those were written until long after, the four gospels are inconsistent and contradictory, and very little is said beyond speculation or what was already established by early Christians that spread around in the same way we know about Greek/Roman myths. Roman crucifixion at the time contradicts biblical account of it as well. I can quote genetic engineering and SpiderMan comics and the places and events in the comics based on real-world ideas, still doesn’t make him real.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18w

Yeah, no. Still don’t have any archaeological proof of him nor anything not originating from the early cult. Time to grow up.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18w

Replied to me then immediately blocked me before I could even read the replies. What a waste of a comment

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 18w

It’s ok I read it

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 18w

At least someone in the cosmos did 🫡

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Anonymous 18w

I mean I’d argue any amount of time and energy is kinda too much for this, but also OP is ragebaiting in the comments so it’s not like they just tossed that out there and forgot about it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 18w

What is angry about my post?

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