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I bought a girl garlic knots and now she’s ghosted me. Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting.
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Anonymous 12w

Well damn you must’ve picked the wrong one cause I would e been asking when the wedding was 😝

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Anonymous 12w

mfs really ghost instead of growing a pair and saying they’re not interested

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Anonymous 12w

I told a guy I didn’t to have s*x one night and everything between us suddenly disappeared and he ghosted me sooooooo you’ll be ok

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Anonymous 12w

She was a vampire you asshole

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Anonymous 12w

me next???

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Anonymous 12w

Heyyy u don’t deserve her (garlic knots please?)

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Anonymous 12w

I hate garlic

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Anonymous 12w

Next time ease into it with a pasta make them beg first you know

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Anonymous 12w

does it occur to you that maybe she just didn’t like you… with this hostile comment i wouldn’t be surprised. garlic knots don’t make a prick better 😘😌

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12w

Oh my b. Should I initiate the garlic worldwide extermination squad?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

Sure 🥳

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

What occurs to me is… what occurs to me is you that you take the internet too seriously.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

😀

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 12w

Pair of garlic knots. Valuable stuff.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 12w

Garlic knots were from the heart. I am totally crushed.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

If you liked it then you should have put a wing on it.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

You need to go through me to get rid of all the garlics😡

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 12w

I’m not sure you realise how that sounded so I’ll give you a second.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

Ahaha and the dad humor to go along with it! My stomach was in knots and I was too nervous to ask but can I marry you twice?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

For all you know I’m Newman from Seinfeld.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

No matter what your dad says you’re doing great.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

big fan of garlic knots btw

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 12w

I thought we all were… I thought we all were

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

Op is quoting something it’s a joke. I don’t remember what they’re quoting but I know I’ve read these words dozens of times

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

Idk either but I guess it sounds garlicky

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 12w

I suppose we’re all lost souls.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 12w

You just expect to destroy my whole world and get gar— oh fuck it, go long.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12w

i like you OP, funny and comically seasoned

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 12w

Like your mom’s chicken. Boom! Got em!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12w

can confirm they definitely chose the wrong one

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 12w

To be fair I’ve been at this all morning.

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 12w

Good enough for Mr. Jordan, good enough for me.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 12w

😭 not the trauma fueled aggression

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 12w

What’s got you all twisted? You got a pole stuck up your ass or something? Get a grip

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 12w

… no, I don’t. (Not an invitation to share)

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