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Well damn you must’ve picked the wrong one cause I would e been asking when the wedding was 😝
mfs really ghost instead of growing a pair and saying they’re not interested
I told a guy I didn’t to have s*x one night and everything between us suddenly disappeared and he ghosted me sooooooo you’ll be ok
She was a vampire you asshole
me next???
Heyyy u don’t deserve her (garlic knots please?)
I hate garlic
Next time ease into it with a pasta make them beg first you know
does it occur to you that maybe she just didn’t like you… with this hostile comment i wouldn’t be surprised. garlic knots don’t make a prick better 😘😌
Oh my b. Should I initiate the garlic worldwide extermination squad?
Sure 🥳
What occurs to me is… what occurs to me is you that you take the internet too seriously.
😀
Pair of garlic knots. Valuable stuff.
Garlic knots were from the heart. I am totally crushed.
If you liked it then you should have put a wing on it.
You need to go through me to get rid of all the garlics😡
I’m not sure you realise how that sounded so I’ll give you a second.
Ahaha and the dad humor to go along with it! My stomach was in knots and I was too nervous to ask but can I marry you twice?
For all you know I’m Newman from Seinfeld.
No matter what your dad says you’re doing great.
big fan of garlic knots btw
I thought we all were… I thought we all were
Op is quoting something it’s a joke. I don’t remember what they’re quoting but I know I’ve read these words dozens of times
Idk either but I guess it sounds garlicky
I suppose we’re all lost souls.
You just expect to destroy my whole world and get gar— oh fuck it, go long.
i like you OP, funny and comically seasoned
Like your mom’s chicken. Boom! Got em!
can confirm they definitely chose the wrong one
To be fair I’ve been at this all morning.
Good enough for Mr. Jordan, good enough for me.
😭 not the trauma fueled aggression
What’s got you all twisted? You got a pole stuck up your ass or something? Get a grip
… no, I don’t. (Not an invitation to share)