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Why do old people wake up on Saturday morning and think, yeah nows a perfect time to cut sheet metal
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Anonymous 8w

im 22 and saturdays are the days im not in school or working so i do the stuff that needs done. usually like mow, but sometimes i gotta power wash, cut tree limbs, work on small renovations.

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Anonymous 8w

Why do young people wake up on Saturday morning and decide that it’s the perfect time to complain about old people?

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Anonymous 8w

Because of the pact between the entire senior citizens in the US and their dedicated duties to continue annoying and targeting their current community complainer who happens to be you. Sorry for your loss

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Anonymous 8w

When else are you gonna do it? For old codgers, Saturday morning sheet metal cutting is like Sunday night football. They’ve been waiting all week to do that shit. They simply can’t help it.

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Anonymous 8w

Sometimes you just get a hair up your butt man

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Anonymous 8w

I have never experienced this phenomenon

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Anonymous 8w

So that they can eat it on Sunday morning, duh.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

are you old lol why are you offended

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Anonymous replying to -> juandalepringle 8w

Saturday is the first weekend day, morning is when there’s the least heat. Get it done before it’s hot and get it out of the way. Chores in the morning/beginning of weekend mean you then have the rest of your weekend to chill

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Anonymous replying to -> juandalepringle 8w

Also lol I didn’t mean to make this comment a response but also what juandalepringle said, they probably have been looking forward to it too lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> juandalepringle 8w

Also old people wake up early, one day it will be us too 😭 age comes for us all

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Anonymous replying to -> juandalepringle 8w

That said, they need to shut that shit OFF I’m tryna sleep on Saturday morning PLSS

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7w

“Community complainer” when I just want to sleep in past 8am on weekends kinda crazy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

Taking my blatantly obvious hyperbolic joking as serious and attacking you is what’s kinda crazy tbh

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