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Agreed darth vader would destroy jesus ina fight like how can you beat a guy who has the death star and can blow up a whole planet? Who's winning ?
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Darth Vader
Jesus
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Hot take star wars is a better written story
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Anonymous 10w

Lowkey I think Jesus’ kindness and acceptance would just ragebait Vader into heart failure

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Anonymous 10w

Ummm I don’t know. Guy with power of GOD?

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Anonymous 10w

Jesus so strong he allowed himself to be executed and then came back stronger

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

idk man like yeah hes strong but he lost to some roman dudes and nails

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

not good off he won’t use it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

if**

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

He didn’t lose he just allowed them to do it and said aight im gonna come back to life now. Vader never came back to life 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Yea he did. He was in the force form for the last part of the movie. Jesus got his ass beat

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Wow force form 😂. How scary. Can’t even hold a light saber

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Compared to Jesus’ crying while he got whipped? yeah lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Compared to Anakin screaming like a lil B when obi wan beat him and then dying like a lil B when palpatine basically killed him 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

You mean anakin the same guy who killed Mace Windu, Count Dooku, and the Separatist Council?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Jesus experienced every sin to ever exist throughout all of time and still withstood it. He saw it all and still wants to forgive. Jesus would fix anakin easily, physically, mentally, and physically, if luke managed.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

He killed mace because mace was distracted. He killed dooku with obi wan help. He did do good job of killing bunch of defenseless children by himself 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

“he allowed himself”

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

Jesus can’t even do that now, millions of christian’s deconstruct. We have never seen Jesus actually exert any power to show his strength, it’s all moral feel good speeches.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

He could have smitten everyone there but chose not to

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Who has Jesus killed in a 1v1?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Yea dummy. He knew Judas was gonna betray him and he would be crucified. He was sending a message

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

He carried a 300-pound cross a very long way while being brutally injured

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Only way Vader wins if he allows him to win 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

And Anakin skywalker pulled a star destroyer while it was flying, a ship that weighs over 40 million tons when empty.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Who has Jesus beaten in a 1v1?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Jesus can just negate the force

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Vader

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Satan

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Him too

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

And Vader couldn’t even beat obi wan so he would get floored by satan

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Satan is still alive and corrupts billions. How did he beat him?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

He literally kills Obi wan lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Because obi wan allowed him to win. Watch the scene again. It’s same way Jesus would have to allow him to win 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Why are you pretending Vader and Satan are fighting? Jesus didnt even beat satan

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Way to avoid my point that obi wan allowed him to win 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Way to avoid my point that Satan is still alive and well, and in fact is such a problem that people have started a religion worshipping him lmaooooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

He is alive and well? Show me. I know Vader is dead and that obi wan let him win 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

I don’t believe in fairy tales but that’s a key portion of the bible lmao, crazy you don’t know that. Jesus died without ever actually beating people. His own disciples didn’t even take him seriously enough

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

And Vader would of got his ass beat by an old obi wan if he didn’t let him win 😂

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