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General 17w
The biggest fucking spider i have seen in literal years just crawled over my hooded head and dropped onto my cheeseburger as i was eating it in the car im gonna lose my stupid dumb little mind oh my fucking god
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Anonymous 17w

You’re a strong solider. Obviously you’re stronger, faster, smarter, and more durable than the spider, but I get how for some people it’s just an irrational fear. I wouldn’t eat the cheeseburger btw since we’ve no idea what kinda bacteria that thing could have been carrying

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Anonymous 17w

I’m so sorry. Stay strong

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17w

Bro i snatched that motherfucker up so quick. I was wearing a hat under the hood and IT WAS ON THE BILL OF MY HAT, i had the burger in my hand and was taking a bite and this thing just fell off my forehead and landed in the burger container so i closed it shut fast as fuck and threw it out. It was on my head 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17w

Imagine the size of a styrofoam burger box and realize this thing took up nearly the entire inner bottom surface area including its legs ☹️

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17w

It may have laid eggs. Not joking you might want to shower

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17w

No. I will mother its children and train them

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17w

Wise. I would have squandered that opportunity

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17w

Opportunity knocks once. Likewise with adopted baby spider army

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17w

Honestly i think it went really well tbh but thank u for your support in these spidery times

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17w

God I guess that spider eats good tonight

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