
Ima get her house. Last night she was like, “I just wanna be stoned the rest of my life” and I told her if she wants to do that she has to sign over her beautiful albeit dog-smelly, paid off house to me. At least 600k. I poured some scotch out for her late husband last night… I mean it WAS his scotch
You know what my problem really is though? There’s this 24 year old woman and I can’t seem to consummate our marriage . She’s my dad’s best friends niece. A decade ago, she came to my moms house for a party that got relocated due to some snow and as soon as she walked into the house, I recognized her as a uhhhh fine woman immediately but she was only 15. Then a couple months later I was at her recently divorced parents house (dad wasn’t there) and me her and three other young people were……
In the other room watching Into the Woods. My stepbro, her and her two cousins (my dad’s best friends daughters). There was a line in the movie “nice is different than good” and when it was said, I turned around to those girls and said I like the movie. Then an overwhelming sensation I can only describe as sexual tension set it and she legit got up and put herself in my line of sight with her head in her hands . As I was leaving her cousin and one of my oldest friends shook my hand