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GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC
Garlic bread, absolutely zero hesitation.
I can’t eat garlic bread anymore (chronic illness is a bitch), so the gf
I’ve already got the girlfriend (not goth but idgaf) so….. garlic bread
What if the goth girlfriend can make garlic bread?
Allergic to garlic guys no contest
Chances are, you could easily attract a goth gf that will love you if you have infinite garlic bread 🤷♂️
Yeah, because what if the lifetime supply was made with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
?!?!
Butter substitute enjoyer 🤢🤢
If the garlic bread is made of icbinb, then it’s less appealing
I’m so sorry for your loss
Have you tried Asafoetida?
No
But what if she *only* loves me for my infinite garlic bread
Still worth it, imo
I think you’re a vampire
IBS is the real vampire that sucks joy out of your life lol
Ugh yeah, I have it too but idk what all of my trigger foods are yet