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Anonymous 5w

GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC

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Anonymous 5w

Garlic bread, absolutely zero hesitation.

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Anonymous 5w

I can’t eat garlic bread anymore (chronic illness is a bitch), so the gf

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Anonymous 5w

I’ve already got the girlfriend (not goth but idgaf) so….. garlic bread

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Anonymous 5w

What if the goth girlfriend can make garlic bread?

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Anonymous 5w

Allergic to garlic guys no contest

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Anonymous 5w

Chances are, you could easily attract a goth gf that will love you if you have infinite garlic bread 🤷‍♂️

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5w

Yeah, because what if the lifetime supply was made with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

?!?!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

Butter substitute enjoyer 🤢🤢

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

If the garlic bread is made of icbinb, then it’s less appealing

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5w

I’m so sorry for your loss

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5w

Have you tried Asafoetida?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

No

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5w

But what if she *only* loves me for my infinite garlic bread

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

Still worth it, imo

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 5w

I think you’re a vampire

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 5w

IBS is the real vampire that sucks joy out of your life lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 5w

Ugh yeah, I have it too but idk what all of my trigger foods are yet

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