something small with a flat bottom (i always think of crayons markers) and push into the hickey and twist in a half circle and pick it up and repeat over and over, i’ve also seen people use spoons? like the edges and whisks while all doing the same motions

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Get a kitchen wisk and like massage it out with it

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You can also give yourself a bruise in some other more obvious areas (like arm/leg) so you can blame it on a bad fall,

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idk pray

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