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got a noise complaint bc I stuck my dildo to the wall and rode it. Apparently my neighbors heard my ass smacking against the wall. 0/10 most awkward conversation with my RA ever
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Anonymous 1d

Just added something new to bucket list thx

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Anonymous 1d

Lowk reading this turned me on😭

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Anonymous 1d

thanks for the advice on what not to do 🫡

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Anonymous 1d

Genuine question! 🥺 how do u do that??? I struggle bc there’s no where for my legs to go. I can only do it standing. I’m considering getting a rlly long one so my hips don’t feel like they’ll snap

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Anonymous 1d

Ik ur bad af

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Anonymous 1d

What the fuck did I just read? That was a surprise

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Anonymous 1d

I tried doing that and i couldnt :(

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Anonymous 22h

well obviously if it’s a shared wall they’re going to hear something hitting their wall. how stupid do you have to be 😭

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Anonymous 18h

I’d have lied to the RA honestly I ain’t catching a case like that

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Anonymous 21h

Why would you use the wall? You got the entire floor to do it on

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Anonymous 22h

-said the forty year old man

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Anonymous 21h

This is hilarious I can’t even fathom writing something like this

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Anonymous 20h

Let alone the loud noise thru the wall… how do they not hear you moaning??

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Anonymous 20h

Use their door instead

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Anonymous 22h

Crazy thing to do in your dorm room

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Anonymous 19h

Bro what…

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Anonymous 18h

Another win for the blind

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Anonymous 18h

ass SLAPPING the wall??? goddamn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 17h

Ts funny as hell

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Anonymous 22h

is this fr

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Anonymous 17h

Should’ve done this on your outside wall 🫩🫩

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Anonymous 20h

ASU?

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Anonymous 12h

something you could keep to yourself btw

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Anonymous 14h

this is an original sentence 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 21h

LMAO

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Anonymous 15h

So was it tentacle or what

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Anonymous 8h

Relatable

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Anonymous 6h

wait i’ve done this before too i hope my neighbors didn’t hear oh god

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Anonymous 5h

So what exactly did you tell the RA??? lol the truth or something else

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Anonymous 9h
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Anonymous 9h

There are worse things

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Anonymous 8h

Honestly who among us

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Anonymous 11h

Did u enjoy it though?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

bro I’m begging u js watch porn how is yikyak getting u off 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Some would say that

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Anonymous 1d

I mean it’s a pretty embarassing story so I’d prefer not to attach my face to it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1d

Same 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

To be fair, respectfully, that was a crazy read

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 23h

highkey waiting for OP to answer, like the people wanna know 😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 22h

what? 40yr old men can’t stick their dildos to a wall and bounce on it?

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 22h

i mean where else are they gonna do it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 21h

If you’re free to share shit stories like this, then we’re free to react however we want

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Anonymous 21h

Bro got -20 lmfao

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 20h

I did it standing. I basically just suctioned it to the wall and went crazy. I put my arms on my desk for support

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 20h

Unfortunately

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 20h

I’m not stupid just ovulating

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 20h

It feels better on the wall

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 20h

Imagine being me and doing it 🫩

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 11h

Probably

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 10h

Better than outside your dorm room

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9h

THANK YOU

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 5h

I better be able to

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