got a noise complaint bc I stuck my dildo to the wall and rode it. Apparently my neighbors heard my ass smacking against the wall. 0/10 most awkward conversation with my RA ever
Genuine question! 🥺 how do u do that??? I struggle bc there’s no where for my legs to go. I can only do it standing. I’m considering getting a rlly long one so my hips don’t feel like they’ll snap
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Anonymous1d
Ik ur bad af
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Anonymous1d
What the fuck did I just read? That was a surprise
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Anonymous1d
I tried doing that and i couldnt :(
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Anonymous22h
well obviously if it’s a shared wall they’re going to hear something hitting their wall. how stupid do you have to be 😭
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Anonymous18h
I’d have lied to the RA honestly I ain’t catching a case like that
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Anonymous21h
Why would you use the wall? You got the entire floor to do it on
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Anonymous22h
-said the forty year old man
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Anonymous21h
This is hilarious I can’t even fathom writing something like this
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Anonymous20h
Let alone the loud noise thru the wall… how do they not hear you moaning??
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Anonymous20h
Use their door instead
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Anonymous22h
Crazy thing to do in your dorm room
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Anonymous19h
Bro what…
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Anonymous18h
Another win for the blind
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Anonymous18h
ass SLAPPING the wall??? goddamn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Anonymous17h
Ts funny as hell
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Anonymous22h
is this fr
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Anonymous17h
Should’ve done this on your outside wall
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Anonymous20h
ASU?
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Anonymous12h
something you could keep to yourself btw
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Anonymous14h
this is an original sentence 😭😭😭
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Anonymous21h
LMAO
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Anonymous15h
So was it tentacle or what
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Anonymous8h
Relatable
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Anonymous6h
wait i’ve done this before too i hope my neighbors didn’t hear oh god
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Anonymous5h
So what exactly did you tell the RA??? lol the truth or something else
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Anonymous9h
There are worse things
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Anonymous8h
Honestly who among us
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Anonymous11h
Did u enjoy it though?
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Anonymous#11d
bro I’m begging u js watch porn how is yikyak getting u off 😭
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Anonymous#21d
Some would say that
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Anonymous1d
I mean it’s a pretty embarassing story so I’d prefer not to attach my face to it.
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Anonymous#61d
Same 😭
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AnonymousOP1d
To be fair, respectfully, that was a crazy read
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Anonymous#723h
highkey waiting for OP to answer, like the people wanna know 😭😭😭
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Anonymous#1322h
what? 40yr old men can’t stick their dildos to a wall and bounce on it?
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Anonymous#1522h
i mean where else are they gonna do it
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AnonymousOP21h
If you’re free to share shit stories like this, then we’re free to react however we want
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Anonymous21h
Bro got -20 lmfao
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Anonymous#720h
I did it standing. I basically just suctioned it to the wall and went crazy. I put my arms on my desk for support