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Today I f’ed up 3w
how to i write a professional email explaining how i can’t come in to work because i got so trashed last weekend ive been drunk for three days and diarrhea’d so hard it blew a hole threw the wall
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Anonymous 3w

Good morning ______, I hope your last week of August is going awesome sauce! Speaking of sauce, some food I ate at a hangout last weekend really spiced things up in my stomach. School (if you have school) has started and I’ve barely survived through the first half of the week. That said, I have a friend who is a plumber coming in to clear my toilet, as it’s been clogged since Monday night. I think it might have been food poisoning, but I suspect it could be worse. Therefore, I cannot make it..

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

To work until this weekend or so. I hope that you do wish the best upon me as it’s something unimaginably painful for my body. Enjoy your week, Name

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

this is corporate Shakespeare

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Yeah js go to work then and don’t be a dumbass and get wasted 😂

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