Why is your dad complaining over his headcanons? He needs to get a j*b

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istg parents act like you’re an entirely different person just because you don’t like the combination of throat vibrations to which you respond

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also some parents spent like 5 minutes coming up with a name that you have to carry for the rest of your life, then when you change it they go “forsooth, my child hath forsaken me”

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I swear every time the topic of LGBT people comes up, my grandma acts like you just said every curse word known to man.

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Older folks be like “don’t be such a snowflake” but freak out when you want to update your name.

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