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US Politics 13w
I don’t know guys. The Kill All Puppies Party and Free Ice Cream For Everybody Party are both pretty bad. That’s why I’m a centrist. But since the Kill All Puppies Party makes some good points, I’m voting for the Kill All Puppies candidate.
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Anonymous 13w

“The kill all puppies party also doesn’t like minorities so I’ll vote for them”

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Anonymous 13w

Via child slavery

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

and valid

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Anonymous 13w

Genuinely can’t tell if this is serious or satire because this is actually what people sound like when you propose genuine solutions to improving the state of our nation. Take my upvote anyways because I’m leaning towards satire.

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