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US Politics 1w

shrimp_fried_rice

 The period cramp simulator obviously isn’t enough to teach men empathy so I’m just gonna go out and tase their balls
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Anonymous 1w

ME FIRST ME FIRST ME FIRST

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Anonymous 1w

ive been kicked in the balls by a d1 soccer player whose thighs were bigger than my head. was on the floor for about an hr.

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Anonymous 1w

I’ve had a kidney stone before please spare me 😭

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Anonymous 6d

Why did I read this as “taste” 😭

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Anonymous 1w

One time I pissed blood does that help?

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Anonymous 1w

can you simulate the rest of the period for men too i wanna see that

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Anonymous 6d

I agree mainly because it’s my mainly duty to believe I could tank a taser

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Anonymous 6d

I’d like to see you try. What happens next is on you.

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Anonymous 5d

Periods are mostly a modern phenomenon. Before the industrial revolution, fertile women were pregnant nearly all the time. Thats still the case in modern hunter gatherer tribes.

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Anonymous 6d

Are u transman or transwoman? Because getting kicked in the nuts is 1000000000x worst than period cramps and pregnancy. if u are transwoman and got kicked in the nuts before transition you’d know its the worst pain ever

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Anonymous replying to -> brattybottom51 1w

I WANT TAZIES

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Anonymous replying to -> brattybottom51 1w

Expected response from brattybottom51

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

A little bit, you’re spared but you’re on thin ice

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 1w

Accurate usernames be like

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

period cycle*

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

I can like, slice their taints open or smth

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

My dad passed a kidney stone once and istg I’ve never heard a human being scream like that, you’re spared and getting a 2 week all expense paid trip to Jamaica

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 1w

Thank you Shrimp🙏

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 6d

Clemency?

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Anonymous replying to -> straight_male_rebellion 6d

sounds like someone wants their balls tazed

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6d

“I’m not a masochist I just want to see if my body can take it”

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Anonymous replying to -> shrimp_fried_rice 6d

I’m deeply honored to have a markiplier quote attributed to my behavior

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6d

It’s too obvious that he wants it. He should get his boyfriend into cock and ball torture, then he can get his balls tazed that way

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 5d

please please please tell me this is satire

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 5d

This is either the best bait I’ve ever seen or someone needs to be banned from ever talking to women

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 5d

Its just a true statement. Modern women have far more periods than our ancestors did. Thats actually one of the reasons breast cancer rates are out of control. Theres an entire movement to change how birth control works to reduce the number of periods women have in order to prevent cancer.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5d

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2000/03/13/john-rocks-error

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