I, Mike Hawkurtz, and my loving illegal immigrant oriental wife, Anita Pionsumwan, could not make it to the military parade on 14 June 2025 due to inclement weather 😔
Sorry to all my fellow patriots for not being able to celebrate daddy’s birthday party
They forgot the squeaking of the Sherman rolling by!
AND WITH PRIDE?!!! IN MY GOVERNMENT? IF IT WAS A PRIDE PARADE WHY COULD I ONLY RESERVE TWO SEATS? I COULDNT BRING THE REST OF MY POLYCULE AND ANITA COULDNT BRING HER BOYFRIEND!!!