If god is everywhere, then god is inherently very large, maybe you could even say fat. But because humans can only perceive god through a narrow sliver of existence that is shown to us, then our perception of god is skinny.
TLDR: God can sorta be both.
When the CIA gets desperate to maintain the culture war, they’ll deploy:
FAT JESUS🧔♀️🫃✝️
Should Christ be fat? Is GOD fat? These questions & more will be given earnest, uncritical consideration on actual legacy media platforms.
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You know… the way you said that… while I’m aware the original post is mocking God (highly recommend against that)
What you just said is actually kind of poetic in a technical sense.