I can’t even imagine a world where someone with class like this was president

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"My heckin obama is such a wholesome chungus! He sent $31 billion to Israel and signed the largest single pledge of military aid to them, all while completely bailing out the banks who nearly destroyed the US economy out of greed? He also bombed civilian targets during Arab Spring and furthered instability in the Middle East? Ummm... well, he's really charming in his speeches!"

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