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US Politics 1w

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 Update I got an interview for the professional fish jerker position
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 I wish the government cared about the environment and actually created conservation jobs. Maybe then I wouldn’t be applying to jerk fish off for a living
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Anonymous 1w

do you have to collect sperm or something

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Anonymous 1w

Congratulations

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

You squeeze em like a mayo packet to season some roe

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Yeah it’s a hatchery so we have to collect sperm and eggs as well as culture the fry and stuff

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW THATD HOW IT WORKED

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

WHAT THE FHCJ

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

I FEEL LIKE A 4TH GRADER WHO JUST WATCHED THE DISTRICT-MANDATED PUBERTY VIDEO

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Yeah it comes right out… 😭 works ok dead fish too we had to do that for an ichthyology class in school

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