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big_al_the_riddler

People who should be prioritized for the draft to Iran: -Disney Adults -white dudes named Kyle -Valorant players -Fraternities, all of them -impatient dispensary workers -the Kansas City Chiefs
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Anonymous 14w

Trump supporters

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Anonymous 14w

-parents who bring noisy kids to R rated films -Drake -People who ask grok simple questions -armpit fetishists -people who shop at bohemian boutiques -competitive Smash players -Nestle executives

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Anonymous 14w

Tf are the Disney Adults going to accomplish? If there’s no 2 hour long line, they aren’t showing up.

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Anonymous 14w

There are gender neutral jobs in the military so add girls with the following in their bio: “don’t waste my time” “message me first” on bumble “don’t be boring” “nothing serious just a husband” “be able to hold a conversation”

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Anonymous 14w

Well there go my exes (valorant, smash, armpit fetishists (I didn’t know until her new girlfriend asked me about it and I haven’t talked to that ex since))

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Anonymous 14w

People who hold up the line at Subway because they can’t decide on their toppings need to go

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Anonymous 14w

Chiefs o line could wreck a little Arab dude no problem

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Anonymous 14w

Step fathers

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Anonymous replying to -> big_al_the_riddler 14w

U had me until armpit fetishists 💔

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Anonymous replying to -> boariskarloff 14w

-boariskarloff

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Anonymous replying to -> big_al_the_riddler 14w

If u send me to Iran I’m fighting for them

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 14w

An active war zone would still be easier for them to get thru than the Eagles

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 14w

All you gotta do is say there’s a new theme park wayyyyyyyyy over there but there’s protesters from universal intentionally blocking them Flank the enemy while they’re distracted by the Disney adults, rinse and repeat

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 14w

I’ll just tell them there’s limited edition loungefly on the other side.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 14w

I like the way you think

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 14w

This is insider knowledge that you could only have if you worked @ Disney or have Disney adults in your family

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 14w

Ok but some people cannot hold a conversation to save their lives, that’s a valid criteria

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Anonymous replying to -> boariskarloff 13w

Don’t blow my cover man, I can’t escape this Disney loving family. My aunts obsession with these bags is grating on my sanity, because it’s spread to my mom 😭.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 13w
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