People who should be prioritized for the draft to Iran:
-Disney Adults
-white dudes named Kyle
-Valorant players
-Fraternities, all of them
-impatient dispensary workers
-the Kansas City Chiefs
-parents who bring noisy kids to R rated films
-Drake
-People who ask grok simple questions
-armpit fetishists
-people who shop at bohemian boutiques
-competitive Smash players
-Nestle executives
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Anonymous14w
Tf are the Disney Adults going to accomplish? If there’s no 2 hour long line, they aren’t showing up.
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Anonymous14w
There are gender neutral jobs in the military so add girls with the following in their bio:
“don’t waste my time”
“message me first” on bumble
“don’t be boring”
“nothing serious just a husband”
“be able to hold a conversation”
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Anonymous14w
Well there go my exes (valorant, smash, armpit fetishists (I didn’t know until her new girlfriend asked me about it and I haven’t talked to that ex since))
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Anonymous14w
People who hold up the line at Subway because they can’t decide on their toppings need to go
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Anonymous14w
Chiefs o line could wreck a little Arab dude no problem
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Anonymous14w
Step fathers
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Anonymousbig_al_the_riddler14w
U had me until armpit fetishists 💔
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Anonymousboariskarloff14w
-boariskarloff
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Anonymousbig_al_the_riddler14w
If u send me to Iran I’m fighting for them
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Anonymous#614w
An active war zone would still be easier for them to get thru than the Eagles
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Anonymous#814w
All you gotta do is say there’s a new theme park wayyyyyyyyy over there but there’s protesters from universal intentionally blocking them
Flank the enemy while they’re distracted by the Disney adults, rinse and repeat
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Anonymous#214w
I’ll just tell them there’s limited edition loungefly on the other side.
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Anonymous#814w
I like the way you think
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Anonymous#814w
This is insider knowledge that you could only have if you worked @ Disney or have Disney adults in your family
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Anonymous#214w
Ok but some people cannot hold a conversation to save their lives, that’s a valid criteria
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Anonymousboariskarloff13w
Don’t blow my cover man, I can’t escape this Disney loving family. My aunts obsession with these bags is grating on my sanity, because it’s spread to my mom 😭.