My coworker (single white girl who gossips at her server job) was asking me the other day if she should “go on love island” lmao

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You all know who is talking about lol: walks into their shift at Ulta and hour late, Stanley cup in hand, ready to rant about how her bitch coworker can’t stock the eyeliner right and also can’t keep a man down for more than 2 months, just like her lol

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Nya I like catnip :3

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It’s also incredibly fun when you’re crashing out during finals and need to see someone make worse decisions than yourself

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