big_al_the_riddler
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Tell me a bedtime story about beer
Idk I don’t drink.
Me
the best beer is a free, cold one, the second best beer is the coldest one in the fridge
I wouldn’t know, I don’t drink
🎶There one was a man name Peter Who was undeniably queer He loved sucking dicks Almost as quick As he could down a pint of beer🎶
Ever tried meth?
Oh yeah that’s fine, I just don’t do the hard stuff like beer or wine
Same. My family would be so disappointed if were to drink beer. Good thing I only smoke crystal!
Damn, now I look like a copycat.