I personally subscribe to the 'musk has never had sex on account of botched penis enlargement surgery and that's why his kids are test tube babies' theory, but I can see why this might amuse people as well
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Anonymous16w
I’m trying to write Trump admin/elon musk crackfics but stupider shit keeps happening irl faster than I can write
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Anonymous#216w
It's me again, international best selling author...
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Anonymous#216w
the kid from bedtime stories grew up and is on ao3 apparently