Anonymous #1 11w

Right, but he has syphilis, surrounds himself with material that explodes during forest fires, and eats exclusively poison. And not just any poison. Poison from only right around where they were born. Without that specific poison, they’ll just choose to starve. It’s not like the rest of the poison is any less poison. They’re just rlly dumb.

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Anonymous mushy.the.mushroom 11w

he cant even spell poison its not his fault

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Anonymous #1 11w

You’re right he can’t. Because he keeps eating poison.

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Anonymous mushy.the.mushroom 11w

if he cant spell it how does he know its bad

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Anonymous #1 11w

Shoulda learned to read instead of only learning how to eat leaves that are both poison and also bombs.

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Anonymous mushy.the.mushroom 11w

but they’re so delicious. How would he know that something so delicious is so bad

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Anonymous #2 11w

euthanized

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Anonymous #1 11w

HAHAHA

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Anonymous #1 11w

Thank fuck. I couldn’t stand him when he came to the NFL community

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Anonymous #2 11w

he made a poll asking if he should retire or something and people said he should

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Anonymous #3 11w

I didn’t dislike shex pretty sure he was a parody account

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Anonymous #3 11w

Or I guess if he’s gone I can just say that I knew for a fact that he was a parody account

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Anonymous mushy.the.mushroom 11w

oh yea 100% he broke character a few times

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Anonymous mushy.the.mushroom 10w

Don’t forget how nature had to give them built in stupid helmets. They’re brains are smooth and surrounded by fluid to protect their brains for when they fall out of the trees

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Anonymous thereal._.ruckus 10w

I didn’t even know that but that’s hilarious and makes sense

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Anonymous mushy.the.mushroom 10w

Have u ever heard what they sound like or seen their teeth?💀 the dumb fucks won’t eat leaves if they aren’t in a branch as their brains can’t grasp the fact that leaves can not be on sticks sometimes. So theoretically if u throw a koala in a room full of the leaves they eat they’ll starve if they aren’t on branches

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Anonymous thereal._.ruckus 10w

I have seen their freaky little teeth. And yeah, they don’t have enough brain capacity to understand that leaves placed on a table are the same thing they eat. It’s so fucked up.

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Anonymous mushy.the.mushroom 10w

Out of all the animals I hate koalas are on the top of the list💀

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Anonymous #1 10w

Oh hes just so cute he can eat all the poison he wants

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