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Nov 04, 2026, (AP) In the wake of a democratic landslide, aboard Air Force One, the president announced he was dissolving congress and ordering new elections, until a NewsMax reporter reminded him that we don’t have a parliament where that works
If the election causes a blue wave in congress, then the president is more likely to _________
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Resign to avoid impeachment
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Anonymous 21h

The NewsMax reporter then died of 35 self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of his body and fell out of Air Force One 🥀

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