Anonymous og_beer 13w

can I be your First Lady

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Anonymous slutty_anakin 13w

If I wasn’t already canonically cat’s husband, and also was a lesbian woman, perchance. In another life, my sweet 🫶 You can be my intern that I have consensual sex with on the weekends (unlike cuomo 👀)

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Anonymous og_beer 13w

Yippee!

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Anonymous slutty_anakin 13w

Would you guys let me pee on a building in NYC if I don’t get seen?

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Anonymous #2 13w

I’ll even write up a permit for you to piss on Trump Tower

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Anonymous #2 13w

I’ll let you hang up the public restroom sign and install a pee pee drain on any building you wish. I’ve always said we don’t have enough public pissing in this country

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Anonymous #2 13w

I appreciate you guys very much, I will take this opportunity you’ve given to me as a gift and I will honor you guys for life. I’ll also use that drain permit and start building casinos everywhere downtown that just never really get finished and I’ll live in them from time to time during the fall, I’ll also make rich people pay for them and lie and say I’m taking out these loans to build trillion dollar city on a comet, and I’ll lie to them really go so they’ll believe me

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