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Here are 5 TIPS on how to get ANY CHICK in YOUR BED NUMBER ONE, make sure you stare her down at the bar for twenty minutes, that asserts DOMINANCE and lets her know WHOS IN CHARGE Hint: if she covers her drink around you, that’s a sign she likes you!
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Anonymous 5w

I can’t wait to try this at my local bar. Wish me luck!

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Anonymous 5w

Offer to walk her to her car, if she refuses she’s just playing coy and wants you to do it

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Anonymous 5w

I personally wait until she’s walking home at night and then dart after her on all fours while barking and howling (girls love dogs, so this will make them feel happy in a similar way)

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Exactly bro, and if a woman comes up to you asking if you know her, she’s a fat cock blocking bitch who’s jealous she wasn’t getting any action and you have EVERY right to hit her

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