Hi Snuggles, it’s Chuck Schumer. I know I send you a lot of emails but this may be our most important campaign ever. Trump and the Republicans are literally raping babies. Donate today and your contribution will be matched 3x. I will email you every day, bff. You don’t want babies to get raped, do you? Still haven’t heard from you. What’s up dude? Why are you ghosting us. Did you watch Maddow? The republicans are shitting on American flags. Give us the $$$