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y’allllllll REALLY need to realize that 99% of negative lawyer stereotypes are pushed INTENTIONALLY. a lawyer is your ONLY friend against the might of the state if you get arrested.
All law students are foot soldiers for corporate imperial interests (this “person” will defend slavery in the name of property rights)
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Anonymous 3d

Lawyers are the hero’s of society

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Anonymous 3d

False - lawyers are the ones gr00ming the innocent into guilty pleas to avoid actual investigations and trials (look up John Oliver’s debunks of criminology before you start barking for the state sweetie)

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Anonymous replying to -> landtrust 3d

Me when I ignore lawyers forming the backbone of all totalitarian regimes and corporate influence in liberal democracies:

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

So will you defend yourself in court?

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Anonymous replying to -> landtrust 3d

Hell ya - I ain’t a gangbanger and I won’t let some dumbass manipulate 12 others into thinking otherwise

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

corporate lawyers that are in it for the money - yes. you basically need to have a good dowsing rod of sorts for which lawyers got into it for the passion of law, for the wit, and/or for the sheer ability to argue for the sake of argument.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

Wish you the best

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3d

Every lawyer is in it for the money - if they weren’t they would be in the streets since rule of law is dead

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

Hello, #1! Fortunately for you - I’ve been watching John Oliver for a decade. How the FUCK did you walk away from the Public Defender episode thinking “the public defenders are the problem” and not “the system is currently overworked and underfunded and this causes public defenders to Not Be Able To Do Their Job Properly?” When was the last time you even watched that? You should watch it again.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3d

Overworked because the same lawyers manufacture crimes to attack minority communities

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

what the fuck are you talking about? this is a genuine question. do you think a lawyer is the same thing as a prosecutor or a DA?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3d

All the same system, all the same enemy to our liberty

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

… no.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3d

I watch this mfer for years too - if you don’t hate every lawyer after seeing every episode you the problem

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3d

I’m… unconvinced of your argument, and convinced of your hubris

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