Anonymous #1 3w

Roasted potatoes are none of the above

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Anonymous #1 3w

Salad.

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Anonymous #1 3w

Also salad.

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Anonymous #1 3w

Any type of fruit are none of the above

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Anonymous #1 3w

Depending on the fruit could be salad or sandwich

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Anonymous OP 3w

Explain your reasoning

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Anonymous #1 3w

Steak: eat with fork and knife, broken up into small pieces, typically has a dressing. Roasted potatoes: small pieces of vegetable that you eat with fork and knife. Fruit: if it is cut up or small it is a salad as you eat many pieces and they’re all the same piece (like a lettuce) and if it is not then it is a sandwich because you eat it with your hands and the outside is a container for the good stuff on the inside.

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Anonymous #2 3w

Objectively sandwich

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Anonymous OP 3w

Filling is optional and I wouldn't call a piece of bread on its own a sandwich

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Anonymous #2 3w

Outside is a surrounding of the good things on the inside (more bread is a filling)

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Anonymous OP 3w

Everything is a sandwich by that reasoning

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Anonymous OP 3w

Steak is objectively not a salad, potatoes you could say is a salad, and fruits are not salads

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Anonymous #2 3w

Nuh uh there’s also soup and salad

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Anonymous OP 3w

But the soup is just surrounding the stuff on the inside of the soup

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Anonymous #1 3w

The dictionary is wrong. Pasta salad.

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Anonymous OP 3w

Soup is the bread and filling

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Anonymous #2 3w

THE BOWL IS THE BREAD YOU JEZEBEL

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Anonymous OP 3w

But you don't eat the bowl

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Anonymous #2 3w

Speak for yourself

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Anonymous OP 3w

Bowl is more akin to sandwich plate

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Anonymous OP 3w

Bro said the dictionary is wrong

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Anonymous #1 3w

The second definition is “a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing” fuck you steak is salad

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Anonymous #2 3w

Well good thing soup is soup!

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Anonymous OP 3w

Soup sandwich

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Anonymous #2 3w

Nuh uh

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Anonymous OP 3w

Yuh huh

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Anonymous OP 3w

Steak is not a mixture of anything, it’s just steak, unless you season it or add anything extra then you could argue that but as is, steak on the grill is not salad

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Anonymous #2 3w

How is it sandwich? It is liquid and there is no difference between outside and inside. You do not eat with hands you eat with spoon

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Anonymous #1 3w

Steak is a mixture of meat and fat that is eaten with a fork and knife and often has a dressing

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Anonymous OP 3w

Same with croissant, it being homogeneous or having ever changing borders doesn't make it any less of a sandwich

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Anonymous #2 3w

Outside is brown inside is white outside is crust inside is not crust

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Anonymous OP 3w

Depends on croissant

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Anonymous OP 3w

What if it is baked in the form of a 4d object and we therefore can't determine what is the outside and the inside

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Anonymous #2 3w

And what if the earth was made of pudding?

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Anonymous OP 3w

It would be soup 🤤

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Anonymous #2 3w

AMEN

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Anonymous OP 3w

Which is a sandwich

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Anonymous #2 3w

You’re going to hell

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Anonymous #3 3w

Sandwich, soup, salad, salad, sandwich, sandwich, shampoo is soup bottle is bowl, sandwich, empty backpack is sandwich and full backpack is salad, sandwich, sandwich. Fuck you.

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Anonymous OP 3w

donut -- a sandwich of nothing? its one piece. thats bread. i can rebuke everything you said

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Anonymous #3 3w

Outside of donut is the bread for inside of donut. Is eated with hands.

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Anonymous big_al_the_riddler 3w

You already know I’m gonna say sammich

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Anonymous OP 3w

Okay, how, because there’s no other subtance in there but a singular flat CD. Sandwiches consist of several molecularly separate ingredients arranged vertically. That’s not what a CD is.

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Anonymous big_al_the_riddler 3w

Contains my music :D

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Anonymous OP 3w

That is not tangible. A sandwich consists of tangible materials. Try again.

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Anonymous big_al_the_riddler 3w

Mmmm it has the technology :D

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Anonymous OP 3w

The concept of technology is not tangible

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Anonymous big_al_the_riddler 3w

When you die no one will remember you after 20 years :3

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Anonymous OP 3w

Well you sure gave up on that fast and got mad lol

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Anonymous big_al_the_riddler 3w

Can we make out now

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Anonymous OP 3w

No thanks I’m too busy munching on this box set of CD’s

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Anonymous big_al_the_riddler 3w

Mmm cd <3

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Anonymous OP 3w

They’re almost worth the bloody shits I have later due to the stomach lacerations

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Anonymous big_al_the_riddler 3w

So kawaii

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Anonymous OP 3w

bread is not bread for itself you dunce. the crust of a loaf of bread is a part of itself, there is no sandwich to be had. a garlic knot is not any of these either. a garlic knot with just bread no garlic or butter is also none of these either

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 3w

Tempted to say salad

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Anonymous #3 3w

Bread is bread for itself :D

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Anonymous OP 3w

Haha, I made you unsure. That’s enough for me. Personally, I would’ve gone for a soup.

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Anonymous OP 3w

This is a fun post btw, kudos!

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Anonymous ireallylikepancakes 3w

It pissed my boyfriend off so much that I had to ragebait others.

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Anonymous OP 3w

I respect it

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Anonymous OP 3w

using some terryology over here jesus christ youre delusional. bread is a singular unit. there is nothing to make it a sandwich.

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Anonymous #3 3w

Crust is bread of bread

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Anonymous OP 3w

incorrect. crust is a condition of bread. to make bread you must have crust. you cannot have crustless bread. bread cannot be a sandwich for itself, there is no bread or substance or bread. it is all one piece together

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Anonymous #3 3w

Nuh uh. Crust is different than bread. Bread is bread.

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Anonymous OP 3w

clearly youve never made bread before. dont speak on things youre ignorant of.

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Anonymous #3 3w

I make sourdough!!! My starters name is Betty!!!

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Anonymous OP 3w

then youre just stupid. a condition of having bread is having crust. it is just the most exposed part of the bread to the heat which turns it from dough to bread. crust is the same as what it envelops. there is no sandwich for one unit

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Anonymous #3 3w

Sourdough starter is soup

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Anonymous #6 3w

Mmm salad.

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Anonymous OP 3w

I was gonna go with sandwich actually- because there are vertical layers made of different types of tissue.

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Anonymous #6 3w

But it has sauce on top

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Anonymous OP 3w

Y’all I just found out meat doesn’t have fat

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