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Thoughts on this leaked proposal?
1 upvote, 20 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "Thoughts on this leaked proposal?"
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Anonymous 1w

Kurdistan back on the map fr?

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Anonymous 1w

I know this isn’t real but honestly the peripheral stuff on the map is so much more amusing than any of the stuff about Iran. Combining Jordan, Iraq, and Kuwait for some godforsaken reason and creating megayugoslavia in Central Asia. Just a bunch of shit that Iran has practically nothing to do with.

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Anonymous 1w

0/10 not enough social democracies and pizza huts

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Anonymous 1w

partition the US instead. recognize all of the indigenous nations occupied by the settler colony

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Anonymous 1w

Keeping US forces permanently there will be a nightmare

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Ya, but supervised state under the Heshemites and Turkey

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Damn.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

It’s the only way they’ll accept it

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

The UN Mandate would be a coalition of Arabs, Turks, Chinese, American and European forces

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 1w

I concur! Perhaps an EU style federation as a successor?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

The Jordanians, South Iraqis and Kuwaitis decided on a merger between the Heshemites and Kuwaiti Royal family and uniting the relatively weaker and poorer northern Arabia into a stronger constitutional monarchy

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

Central Asia is more of an EU style proposal with the Kazakhs de-facto leading it

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Anonymous replying to -> xi.jinping 1w

A ton of Pizza huts there (im from one of the countries) we prefer “semi-social contract” monarchies

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

We need one on every street corner. With the buffet.

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Anonymous replying to -> xi.jinping 1w

Yes Mr. Gorbachev

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

But for real, I don’t think the map makes too much sense. An independent balochistan might cause issues for Pakistan, and idk how you’re gonna get Iraq to do that

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Anonymous replying to -> xi.jinping 1w

Same issue for Turkmenistan, they are super neutral

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Anonymous replying to -> xi.jinping 1w

Idk I made this today to rage bait on April fools lol

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Some of it is Hopium. Tbh I just want the war to end and to be able to go home in the summer

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I figured LOL same reason I’m Gorbachev today, I did it to make a bunch of tongue in cheek jokes about socdems. It’s a terrible (great?) map that gets worse the more you look at it

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