
Was at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria when a biting 87 Golden Freddy with a springtrap mask on vengeful/spirit’s hat asked if I wanted it join the animatronic family. I said a plain joy of creation. They said they don’t carry joy of creation as they’re the sister location. I said “purple guys rise up” 😹
I was at a Walmart when a balding, missing teeth worker with anti woke police pins and a nor/mal hat asked if I was looking for something. I said oat milk. They said they don’t carry oat milk and they only carry anti woke big and strong whole milk. I said “righteous liberals rise up”