Congrats! You’ve been hired for a big boy job, now you’re making JUST enough money to keep your house and feed yourself. Oh wait nvm, your CEO made a bad decision and now the company is punishing its employees who had nothing to do with the decision by firing half of the staff. Because the CEO’s bonus can’t be skipped. We’re sorry but sacrifices have to be made, we’re all struggling, I’m sure you can understand 🥺
And after you graduate, you should get another job, with your degree. You know, an entry level non-paying internship, and the child job you had earlier. You should also be paying for health insurance, housing, food, transportation, and all the other necessities. And keep doing that until a billionaire deems you worthy of an above minimum wage job. Wait, why haven’t you paid off your student loan yet? My god you’re such a lazy piece of shit.