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I would beat a chimp in a sanctioned MMA fight because probably the second or third time it scratched or bit me I would be declared the winner via disqualification

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Anonymous 1d

I mean it’s gonna take your eyes out before the ref grabs it but yes ig

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Anonymous 1d

What if it grabs your balls and peen and the refs can’t get him off? You’d win but at an absolutely staggering cost

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Anonymous 1d

pyrrhic victory

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that’s what i said 😭

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