selene_vespra on Yik Yak | If time traveling did exist, and we only had one two way trip ticket, I’d use it to give Minnesota to the Somalis, just like our lord and savior intended it to be.

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selene_vespra

If time traveling did exist, and we only had one two way trip ticket, I’d use it to give Minnesota to the Somalis, just like our lord and savior intended it to be.

Anonymous 10w

>go back a few hundred years in time >tell the Somalis of that time that you are divine and that there is a land named Minnesota that is promised to them >leave

Anonymous

#1 10w

Pretty sure the Dutch actually did this in the Canary Islands. Pulled up on boats and were like “your descendants will meet gods and they’ll be like, white and stuff like how we are” and then a hundred or so years later the Dutch came back and sure enough they’re treated like gods

Anonymous

#2 10w

And then some nerd took that and wrote foundation for frank herbert to then copy and now we have dune 😅