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 I got a 401k, Roth IRA, cma, nice watches, and I still am a socialist 🤗🤗
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US Politics 5d
Once you get a job with a salary, an employer matching 401k, a savings account, a brokerage account for buying ETFs, and a cat, you won’t be a socialist anymore. My cat likes to sleep on my pillow next to my head at night. I love capitalism.
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Anonymous 5d

Class Traitor (compliment)

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Anonymous 5d

I can’t help but notice you didn’t mention anything about owning a cat…

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Anonymous 5d

Could this count instead

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Anonymous 5d

It’s a rough life for the limousine socialists out here

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5d

Zhou Enlai moment

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Anonymous replying to -> cia.gov 5d

Are you in NJ? The grass looks familiar to me.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

Nah I’m in India right now lol

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Anonymous replying to -> cia.gov 5d

Word, sadly I’m a cat superiority kinda guy but I was prepared to cut you some slack if that was NJ since it’s the best state in the contiguous USA.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

I love cats, def want two in the future when I’m done with grad school.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

Although sir/madam clearly NJ is the WORST state

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Anonymous replying to -> cia.gov 5d

I have two tabby’s rn and they’re wonderful. Common misconception, NJ has everything. Beach towns and casinos, big cities and lots of jobs, lots of nature especially in the northwest, Delaware water gap, close proximity to two major cities, ski slopes, lotta diversity and different cuisines, the NJ turnpike is also sick as fuck, weed legal, DC is driving distance, lots of diners, one of 13 original colonies, lots of history, I can go on and on.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

Virginia is wayyyyy better sorry.

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Anonymous replying to -> cia.gov 5d

got a naked lady on their flag can’t beat that

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

As a Delawarean, keep our name out of your mouth. The NJ turnpike is a hellscape btw

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

Also obligatory cat pics please 🤗

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Anonymous replying to -> cia.gov 5d

I do like Arlington but VA got nothing on NJ. And there’s like barely any Italians there. They only have the naked lady there bc VA is a gooner society. NJ values strong interpersonal connections.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

See barely any Italians is a plus in my book. Jk jk

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5d

I would NEVER mention the state of Delaware (🤢), only the Delaware River or the Delaware water gap. Nj turnpike got a separate side for trucks, wide lanes for cars, and shoulders on both sides. Also minimal spots for cops to hide in the cars only side. Never got a ticket in it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

Yeah the separate part for trucks is cool, but the drivers on it are insane 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 5d

Yeah everyone seems to be in a rush. I grew up here and feel like the driving prepared me well, I had to drive into NYC a few times recently and being in manhattan wasn’t as bad as driving around some places in north jersey.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

I want peoples lives to be as comfortable as mine

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

Also no limo for me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5d

They’re so cute omg

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