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US Politics 13w

.gaia.

 Hey so l've decided (I decided long ago for many reasons) that I'm not having kids bc in 20 years they're gonna wanna marry a robot and I'm gonna say “what the fuck, no???” and they're gonna call me bigoted
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Anonymous 13w

“What happened to love is love mom” “PEOPLE ONLY”

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Anonymous 13w

Hell yeah brother fuck them clankers

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Anonymous 13w

If my kid brings home fucking chat gpt I’m disowning them 😂

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Anonymous 13w

Ive been having this exact conversation with my partner for a year because let’s be honest theres a good chance this is gonna happen to some of our kids. No clue how im gonna answer then so I’ll cross that bridge when i get there. Thats 40 year old me’s problem

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Anonymous 13w

“Liberals support every struggle for rights except the current one”

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Anonymous 13w

Clanker with the hard R

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Anonymous 13w

This been a thing in like Japan I think

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Anonymous 13w

Nya I would be proud of my child if they married a robot that shit is custom made

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Anonymous 13w

You think that’s bad, wait fifty years for when humans figure out how to create uplifted species like in Traveller.

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Anonymous 13w

Detroit become human in real time

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Anonymous 13w

“So long as she’s thin”

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Anonymous 13w

i decided not to because we’re likely going to live through the collapse of the biosphere

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Anonymous 13w

Iconic

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Anonymous replying to -> justinian 13w

I hope you’re joking haha

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Anonymous replying to -> justinian 13w

You know me

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Anonymous replying to -> w76_mod_2 13w

Huh? 0-0

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Anonymous replying to -> .gaia. 13w

In the roleplaying game Traveller (a sci-fi rpg from 1977, now in its 5th or 7th edition depending on how you count), humans have ‘uplifted’ various animal species, using genetic engineering to give them intelligence equal to humans and language capabilities.

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Anonymous replying to -> w76_mod_2 13w

0-0

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Anonymous replying to -> .gaia. 13w

Look at the cover to this uplift sourcebook from Clement Sector (a spin-off RPG from Traveller) and tell me that people wouldn’t try fucking these things.

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Anonymous replying to -> w76_mod_2 13w

I don’t think the furries are ready for that

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Anonymous replying to -> cia.gov 13w

aint no way theres already a slur for them 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> broken_smoke_alarm 13w

Yo are you from UNH too

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 13w

it’s chill, i’ll adopt instead. plenty of children who need homes who are otherwise deprived of them

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 13w

I just don’t like kids. The fun parts are fun but I’m not responsible enough, organized enough, or willing to deal with the complexities of raising a child. Also they’re so expensive. I always think about the Wanda Sykes bit where a friend asks her “are you excited to go to Jamaica” and she grabs her kid and turns him around and says “smile Jimmy! Show them Jamaica!” bc she had to buy him braces

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Anonymous replying to -> .gaia. 13w

Also having kids fundamentally changes your relationship with your partner and makes it about the kids when I’d rather be with someone and have it be about me and him yknow

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 13w

Also yeah yeah political and climatological hellscape, that too

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 13w

I always joke that I’m so glad to be gay bc I’ll never have an accident baby

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Anonymous replying to -> broken_smoke_alarm 13w

Tbf stole it straight from Star Wars

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Anonymous replying to -> _orangutan 13w

Context: I’ve worked multiple jobs with kids and oh my god did that ruin the fantasy. Best birth control ever now I know why so many of my teachers didn’t have kids

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Anonymous replying to -> .gaia. 13w

no im a hick

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 13w

I mean if that’s their machinations I’m not sure they realize that it probably won’t be as good as they think it’ll be. Just like life.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 13w

😭

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