I guess sometimes your kid is just a fuck up, then.

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Small.

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You’re right, she said “wow that was fast. Why are you crying?”

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That’s just gibberish at this point

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Anonymous mushy.the.mushroom 13w

Doesn’t explain why no other girls you’ve “fucked” have finished.

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Telling me to touch grass is fucking wild.

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After allat

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I’m sure they do champ. Now run along

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I actually just had the best sex of my life the other day, it was really awesome. Since we’re talking about it.

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Shout out my boyfriend come back soon

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You always forget that I’m gay lol

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You’ve known this. Do you have a degenerative brain disease or something

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Whatever makes you shut up works for me

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The shut up and leave?

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*then

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You vanish from my mind the second we stop talking.

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So you’re done then? Cool.

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OH MY GOD Go awayyyyyyy holy shitttt

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When I talk to you it certainly feels like it. I have a theory that you’re actually a latent psychic, and you blast everyone around you with a mental illness ray.

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Leave. Go talk to your friends. My god.

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Yea for sure bud. *you* of all people aren’t mentally Ill. Gotcha.

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