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US Politics 13w
New business idea: we pretend to be fake fake ICE agents and escort immigrants home safely from their court hearings
130 upvotes, 12 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in US Politics. "New business idea: we pretend to be fake fake ICE agents and escort immigrants home safely from their court hearings"
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Anonymous 13w

What if we pretend to be ice agents and detain and arrest the other agents

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Anonymous 13w

Omg how are they all Peter

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Anonymous 13w

I like it, a lot. Sort of like those people who wear the pink vests and escort ppl into planned parenthood. But instead in tactical vests, street clothing, and masks We could even still call it ICE, but instead make it like Immigration Court Escorts

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Anonymous 13w

Where did all this sticky cum come from

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Anonymous 13w

What if we all go back to our country of origin and call it a day?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

This comment is the proverbial straw that broke my back. I’m deleting this damned app once again. See y’all in 3 months.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

I agree, send the colonizers back

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 13w

Is friendly fire enabled?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

By country of origin, are you referring to the country you were born in, or the country you’re ethnically closest to? Because if it’s the former, we’d triple (guessed) the number of orphaned kids.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

What’s my country of origin if the country I was born in is different from the country my dad’s ethnicity comes from, which is different from the 10+ different countries my mom’s ancestors are from?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

What do you MEAN 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 13w

Oh and I also forgot, if a person goes to a place aside from a courtroom such as a USCIS building the escorts can be armed with assault rifles 😁

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