First they came for the socialists… I didn’t worry because I am not a socialist.
Then they came for the horse jizz, which led me to being arrested and having approximately 4 gallons of horse cum expelled from my anus by ICE agents at Alligator Alcatraz.
Contrary to popular belief, the 2nd Amendment was never about owning firearms but rather the unalienable right to own horse jizz and do whatever you want with it without the government interfering.